yurihooves:

i have two sneezes

the fairy princess sneeze

and the death metal sneeze

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throwitintheflames:

mischeviousmeghan:

thebetamale:

in chinese we dont say “i love you” we say “亂倫是最好的” which means “our love has no comparison.” i think it’s beautiful

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What if someone tattooed this on themselves because of this post

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iamnofallenstar:

unchained-reaction:

kiwiiprincess:

skate-high:

Vincent van Whoa

THIS IS AMAZINGGGGG



I will never stop staring at this

iamnofallenstar:

unchained-reaction:

kiwiiprincess:

skate-high:

Vincent van Whoa

THIS IS AMAZINGGGGG

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I will never stop staring at this

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lizuhd:

how come phineas is always like “i know what we’re going to do today” maybe ferb had an idea you ass

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fuckyeahlaughters:

awesomephilia:
This little kid fell and the seal seemed to be very worried about her

fuckyeahlaughters:

awesomephilia:

This little kid fell and the seal seemed to be very worried about her

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hiddle-stoned:

life-more-abundantly:

denyselfandfollowchrist:

spadeoface:

he looks like one of the italian people pushing one of those boats



#DEAD

You don’t even understand, there are actual tears.

hiddle-stoned:

life-more-abundantly:

denyselfandfollowchrist:

spadeoface:

he looks like one of the italian people pushing one of those boats

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#DEAD

You don’t even understand, there are actual tears.

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the-absolute-funniest-posts:

ruinedchildhood:

Let’s take a moment to appreciate the fact Tony Stark killed a man over a Dora the Explorer watch.

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flutterlings:

the whole yahoo/tumblr thing is rly just like when a single dad marries a new woman and the kids get rebellious and are like “YOU’RE NOT MY REAL MOM”

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Does anyone actually know what you have to do when people are singing happy birthday to you.

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phoenios:

Team Rocket burns you at the speed of light.

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gangsta-ed:

introducing Ed Sheeran, the chillest celebrity ever.

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